I was informed last night by my blogger friend, athenenoelle.wordpress.com, that I was nominated for a Liebster Award! Holy shit, this is so exciting! I’ve never been nominated for anything in my life, unless you count that one time with the wet t-shirt in the Florida Keys. But we don’t talk about that any more. Moving along now…
The sad thing is, though, I’m afraid that I don’t know what a Liebster Award is, and I feel like a horrible, horrible blogger for not knowing this. Shit… Should I even BE here? What’s going on? I’m scared! Where’s my mom???
Thank you for your attention.
You may all carry on now.
By the way, ‘Liebster’ is kinda fun to say. Liebster. Liebster. Liebster.
Paula In The Country 
hemmingplay
May 18, 2014 at 6:30 pm
“Liebster” is the German for “someone likes me! and now I have to do a lot of work”. š
I nominated her, and someone in New Zealand nominated me. And so it goes. A chain letter or a recognition that you’re doing something right. …. that depends on how you feel.
This might tell you more: http://hemmingplay.wordpress.com/2014/05/15/liebster-award/
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 9:47 pm
I can’t handle the pressure!
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athenenoelle
May 20, 2014 at 10:48 pm
My “rules” are a little more flexible, because when the dear Hemmingplay nominated me, I felt like my brain matter had been tossed into a blender. If you see my piece, “The Liebster Award”, you will understand that it is for fun, FOR FUN. It’s kind of like when you did your wet T-shirt contest in your thong, and bright red, patent leather, six-inch-high platform Mary Jane’s, then accidentally twerked while falling down the stairs, only to land on a very willing, handsome young man who broke your fall with his
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 11:41 pm
Wow, your story is way better than what actually happened. You make my life sound cool! Keep going!
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athenenoelle
May 20, 2014 at 11:43 pm
š
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athenenoelle
May 18, 2014 at 9:42 pm
Hold on…wait a minute! I want to hear about the wet T-shirt contest. Did you win, Liebster?
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 9:48 pm
Disqualified. Apparently rubbing the judge’s crotch was ‘inappropriate’ and ‘against the rules’. Pfft. Whatevs.
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athenenoelle
May 20, 2014 at 10:40 pm
If he considered that to be inappropriate, then he was clearly at the wrong contest. Perhaps he got waylaid from the ballroom dancing or ice skating contest…?
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 11:41 pm
Haha… Waylaid.
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athenenoelle
May 20, 2014 at 11:43 pm
Oh, you like that? Way-laid. Hee-hee!
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longchaps2
May 18, 2014 at 10:06 pm
Congratulations. You so very much deserve it!
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 9:46 pm
Aww, thanks! I’m totally gonna nominate you. As soon as I get time. And you’re gonna like it.
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longchaps2
May 21, 2014 at 3:14 pm
Awww, you’re awesome and I’m gonna say so right now!
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Sean Smithson
May 18, 2014 at 10:37 pm
We should definitely talk about this wet t-shirt contest some more Paula.
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 9:46 pm
FOCUS, PEOPLE! This is about my award, NOT about my wet t-shirt and thong. Thank you.
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hemmingplay
May 20, 2014 at 9:49 pm
Wait… What??!!
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Sean Smithson
May 20, 2014 at 9:51 pm
And thong? You didn’t mention that before.
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paulasg75
May 20, 2014 at 11:42 pm
Uhhhh… There was no thong. I meant pants. Full-length pants. It was a wet pant contest. Wait… Ummmmm… Never mind.
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Kev
July 13, 2014 at 7:31 am
Sounds like lobster, doesn’t it. š
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