Dating can be tough.
However, this morning I was comforted by the fact that, if nothing else, at least I am NOT a match for ManZebra.
Today is a good day.
I couldn’t make this crap up if I tried, folks.
Posted by paulasg75 on April 27, 2014 in Humor
Tags: being single, dating, funny, humor, online dating
April 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm
Oh my God! I know what you mean! Wow!
April 27, 2014 at 6:04 pm
I do wish him well on his quest to find WomanZebra.
April 27, 2014 at 2:40 pm
I think that’s important enough to add to your resume.
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April 27, 2014 at 6:03 pm
I agree. Responsible… reliable… and NOT a match for ManZebra.
April 27, 2014 at 10:46 pm
April 28, 2014 at 11:09 am
Is it weird that I kind of want to send him a message, just to see if he writes back in Zebra? Wait… What does that even mean? I dunno. It’s early.
April 28, 2014 at 11:50 am
Hoof stamps or voice mail of that weird sound zebras make. Also, you get up so much earlier than I do.
April 28, 2014 at 9:55 pm
I have farmer hours. It’s a Midwestern thing.
April 28, 2014 at 9:50 am
I was actually about to make myself up to look like a giraffe but now I’m having second thoughts…
April 28, 2014 at 11:11 am
Maybe there’s a Mrs. Giraffe out there for you, you never know. I personally have made it a rule to never date anyone who uses that much makeup. Just seems too high maintenance to me.
May 18, 2014 at 10:18 pm
Oh good Lord. Who told him that was a good idea?
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