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Adventures In Online Dating

27 Apr

Dating can be tough.

However, this morning I was comforted by the fact that, if nothing else, at least I am NOT a match for ManZebra.

Today is a good day.

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I couldn’t make this crap up if I tried, folks.

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Posted by on April 27, 2014 in Humor

 

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11 responses to “Adventures In Online Dating

  1. mianaturalist

    April 27, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Oh my God! I know what you mean! Wow!

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    • paulasg75

      April 27, 2014 at 6:04 pm

      I do wish him well on his quest to find WomanZebra.

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  2. MeglyMc

    April 27, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    I think that’s important enough to add to your resume.

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    • paulasg75

      April 27, 2014 at 6:03 pm

      I agree. Responsible… reliable… and NOT a match for ManZebra.

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  3. La La

    April 27, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    Shit yes!

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    • paulasg75

      April 28, 2014 at 11:09 am

      Is it weird that I kind of want to send him a message, just to see if he writes back in Zebra? Wait… What does that even mean? I dunno. It’s early.

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      • La La

        April 28, 2014 at 11:50 am

        Hoof stamps or voice mail of that weird sound zebras make. Also, you get up so much earlier than I do.

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        • paulasg75

          April 28, 2014 at 9:55 pm

          I have farmer hours. It’s a Midwestern thing.

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  4. Sean Smithson

    April 28, 2014 at 9:50 am

    I was actually about to make myself up to look like a giraffe but now I’m having second thoughts…

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    • paulasg75

      April 28, 2014 at 11:11 am

      Maybe there’s a Mrs. Giraffe out there for you, you never know. I personally have made it a rule to never date anyone who uses that much makeup. Just seems too high maintenance to me.

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  5. longchaps2

    May 18, 2014 at 10:18 pm

    Oh good Lord. Who told him that was a good idea?

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