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Baby, It’s HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I NEED MORE LAYERS Outside

10 Jan

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Whew. What a week. I apologize for my lack of pointless blogs, dear two people who read this, but you see, I’ve been very busy doing important things, like dieting and trying not to kill anyone or gnaw their appendages off out of rage and/or hunger. In addition, as I’m sure you’re all aware, it was a very busy week of battling Polar Vortexes. Vortices? Whatever. Yeesh. Who knew a Polar Vortex could be such a giant asshole? I’d actually never heard of a Polar Vortex prior to this week, and figured that it was as good a time as any to start educating myself on these things. I mean, I was picturing, like, a giant polar bear in a wizard outfit, but it turns out I was completely off. After my hours of laborious research, here are my findings:

Persistent cyclone, troposphere, stratosphere, Equator, poles, cold core low pressure, blah blah blah…

I dunno, I got bored. Way too many words. In short, I think what it really means ‘HOLY SHIT IT’S COLD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST STAY IN YOUR JAMMIES’.

See? Now you’re all prepared for the next one. You are welcome.

Love,

Paula In The Country

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Posted by on January 10, 2014 in Humor

 

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3 responses to “Baby, It’s HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I NEED MORE LAYERS Outside

  1. becca3416

    January 29, 2014 at 4:32 am

    I now feel like a complete wuss for stocking up like a hurricane is coming and staying in crying all day because it is 25 degrees in Louisiana….

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    • paulasg75

      February 2, 2014 at 2:39 pm

      If it was 25 here, I’d be outside in my bikini right now. Ha!

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