Whew. What a week. I apologize for my lack of pointless blogs, dear two people who read this, but you see, I’ve been very busy doing important things, like dieting and trying not to kill anyone or gnaw their appendages off out of rage and/or hunger. In addition, as I’m sure you’re all aware, it was a very busy week of battling Polar Vortexes. Vortices? Whatever. Yeesh. Who knew a Polar Vortex could be such a giant asshole? I’d actually never heard of a Polar Vortex prior to this week, and figured that it was as good a time as any to start educating myself on these things. I mean, I was picturing, like, a giant polar bear in a wizard outfit, but it turns out I was completely off. After my hours of laborious research, here are my findings:
Persistent cyclone, troposphere, stratosphere, Equator, poles, cold core low pressure, blah blah blah…
I dunno, I got bored. Way too many words. In short, I think what it really means ‘HOLY SHIT IT’S COLD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST STAY IN YOUR JAMMIES’.
See? Now you’re all prepared for the next one. You are welcome.
Paula In The Country