I’m sure a lot of you (and by ‘a lot of you’, I mean ‘1 person who may read this’) lie awake at night thinking about me and how I manage to remain so calm during this hectic holiday season. Frankly, I don’t even know how I do it sometimes, amid the hustle and bustle, barrage of holiday parties, and overabundance of sugar, but somehow I manage to do so. Swimmingly, even (I just wanted to use the word ‘swimmingly’, because it makes me a little happy.). And, being the giver that I am, I figured I’d share my tips for surviving one of the most hectic days of the season: Black Friday. Pay attention, guys. This is pretty important stuff.
1. Stay in bed.
Don’t get elbowed in the face by a soccer mom for the last $8 mini food processor. Wear some holiday-themed jammies, too, because they’re way fun.
Whew. It’s hard being helpful. That took a lot out of me. I need an eggnog.
The Waiting
December 1, 2013 at 4:23 pm
Best advice I’ve ever gotten.
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paulasg75
December 1, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Just trying to do my part to help out mankind. Ha!
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Steven Leapley
December 2, 2013 at 3:27 am
but what if its $3.99 for 2 of them?
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paulasg75
December 2, 2013 at 12:06 pm
You have learned nothing here. NOTHING!!!
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Kerris
December 2, 2013 at 3:46 pm
I don’t know…4$ waffle irons at Walmart just might be worth some pain
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