I’m sure a lot of you (and by ‘a lot of you’, I mean ‘1 person who may read this’) lie awake at night thinking about me and how I manage to remain so calm during this hectic holiday season. Frankly, I don’t even know how I do it sometimes, amid the hustle and bustle, barrage of holiday parties, and overabundance of sugar, but somehow I manage to do so. Swimmingly, even (I just wanted to use the word ‘swimmingly’, because it makes me a little happy.). And, being the giver that I am, I figured I’d share my tips for surviving one of the most hectic days of the season: Black Friday. Pay attention, guys. This is pretty important stuff.
1. Stay in bed.
Don’t get elbowed in the face by a soccer mom for the last $8 mini food processor. Wear some holiday-themed jammies, too, because they’re way fun.
Whew. It’s hard being helpful. That took a lot out of me. I need an eggnog.